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Just Trying To Survive



I had the the miss-fortune of attending the 49ers vs. Bills game. While the team at least looked interested in competing in the first half, once the officials blew the non-fumble call, the team rolled over.…

It was a sad state of affairs. Sad to see the lack of talent on the field. Sad to see the lack of a foundation to build around. Sad to see a team barely surviving.

Recently I've had the fortune to try out Survival Straps mine are adorned in 49ers red and gold of course, and while I was wearing them at the game, I could help but think this 49ers team could use some help surviving.

The straps do exactly that actually... only more in life and death circumstances than in the hopes of saving a football season ... the fashionable bracelet is made of military grade material, made in the USA, and built tough enough to get you out of the even the most precarious situations.

When stuck between a rock and a hard place, simply remove the bracelet and undo the paracord. Use the rope to lift, pull, tug or even first aid. If you do, the company will replace yours for free. All you have to do is tell them about it... and gosh there are some great stories emerging.

No, my survival strap may not be enough to get Kap to stand for the National Anthem, or lift the team up from the bottom of the NFL... but while at the game, I couldn't help wishing it could help in those situations too.
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